http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=88-of-americans-want-to-murder-two-party-political-system-%7C-the-nil-admirari "...46% of surveyed Americans thought the lounge was the optimal place for the murder, though they were impossibly divided about whether the wrench or the pipe, or something else, was the best tool to kill the two-party system by revenge-fueled blunt force trauma." Fri, 18 Mar 2016 01:12:11 UTC en